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So seriously? Stupid people suck.

Why do people piss me off? Let me explain. I was driving innocently on the freeway. I'm not a slow driver. In fact, I enjoy driving fast. Faster than the speed limit at least. Besides, I see them more like guidelines than actual rules. Anyway, so there I am minding my own damn business. I'm running errands. I had a list all written out. I was a woman on a mission. Don't mess with a gal when she's got her mind set on something. So there I am speeding happily along in my kickass Dodge Ram (fondly named Sally) when this stupid psycho in a beat up El Camino comes out of nowhere and cuts in front of me. Not only that, but the asshole can't seem to make up his mind so he weaves back and forth between lanes.

What. The. Fuck.

Not only are you slowing me and everyone else down with your shenanigans, but you're also annoying the ever-loving hell out of me. By now, I can see that it's some stupid asshole-y guy with his dumbass friend. I can also see they're laughing their asses off at all this. So they're in the lane to the right of me, stuck behind a slow Caddy. They want to try and cut in front of me again. No, sir. I'm not having it. I pushed the pedal on good ol' Sally. I even rolled down the window on her and blew them a cheeky kiss, leaving them in the dust. Needless to say, they weren't happy with me.

But really. Did they really think they're pissy little El Camino was any match for my beautiful truck? I don't think so.